Thursday, July 26, 2012

you know you were born in utah if . . .

  • When you shop on Sunday, you postdate your check
  • You are 23 years old and completely bald
  • You were an aunt or uncle before the age of 3
  • Your (spouses) mother was pregnant at your wedding
  • You have more children than you can find biblical names for
  • Your family considers a trip to McDonald's a night out
  • You consider "damn" a swear word
  • Peanut butter on the seats of the car is an accessory
  • Your first child was conceived on the honeymoon
  • You feel guilty when you watch Monday night football
  • Your kids believe the deer hunt is a national holiday
  • You drink coke from a brown bag
  • You consider a temple recommend a credit reference
  • At least two of your salad bowls are at the homes of neighbors
  • You believe you must be 18 years or older to order coffee at a restaurant
  • You wonder why the fire truck honks when you drive 35 mph in the left lane on the       freeway
  • There is a similarity between the LA riots and ward basketball
  • You think Jack Daniels is a country western singer
  • You negotiate prices at garage sales (doesn't everyone?)
  • You make Jell-o without a recipe
  • You have heard about BYU football in a testimony meeting
  • You have two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times (doesn't everyone?)
  • Your father-in-law thinks Ronald Regan was a liberal
  • A member of your family wrote in Lavell Edwards for president in 1984
  • You went into education for the money

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